Or at least that’s what the internet would have you think. It seems that someone has hijacked our email and is sharing our deepest, darkest secrets with the punk community. Hey, at least kids aren’t posting lies about how we’re part of the RIAA again. Anyhow, for a good laugh check out this news story here.
We’re trying to save rock n’ roll over here and you little bastards are hacking our email accounts. Real cool…
Ever been on a crowded bus and wanted to further embarrass yourself? Well, now we got Fat ringtones.
Ever wanted to have that perfect ring for when Grandma calls? Well, now we got Fat ringtones.
Ever thought technology has gotten way outta hand and wondered why punk rock seemingly and suddenly revolves around the internet? Well, now we got Fat ringtones.
Oh don’t be such a wuss. Go here if you wanna get some ringtones or cell phone wallpapers. We hear that they’re really cool overseas, so we hope they’re right.
Get hyphy! Wolves In Wolves’ Clothing is out April 18th and we’re giving away some cool shit through Fat Mailorder. A bottle opener with CDs, and a sticker for LPs. Pssst! The free shit is gone, sorry!
A note to overzealous, maniacal record-collecting nerds: the LPs will be available on Wednesday. One LP per household. Unless you can really prove that you live in a punkhouse/squat.
We’ve also got a new NOFX mp3 for y’all to hear. We know the record has yet to leak online, and the wait must be KILLING some of you, so we hope this helps ease your anxieties. Whatever we can do to accommodate…
Their new vid is now available. Mojo risin’.
March’s Podcast is finito. And this time Fat Mike and Floyd suit up and investigate a crashed vessel which turns out to be (gulp!) the Botany Bay! Okay, so that was a metaphor. But this new Podcast is full of high-flying thrills, galactic action, and a bunch of shit-talking, of course.
By now you should know how to subscribe to this thing (we’d tell ya if we knew), but you can download it here.
As y’all know, NOFX’s CDEP, Never Trust A Hippy is out on March 14th. If you wanna get all technological and shit, you should check out their new e-card. When you’re done with that you should visit AltPress.com because you can stream the whole EP. Free tunage! And since we’re giving everything away nowadays, it should be noted that we’re giving away free NOFX stickers right now with all our mailorder. Hey, the price is right….
Also over at AltPress.com is the premier of The Lawrence Arms new video. Remember people: nothing is more punk than bums. Ready up that mouse o’ yours and get over to their Media section.
Boston! The Flatliners have to cancel their show at Great Scott tonight. Read their statement here.
Read a new interview with Joey Cape from Lagwagon over at Dyingscene.
The Dirty Nil get quite the write up over at Innocent Words!
Smoke or Fire are playing their only show in 2014! Grab a 12 pack and don’t miss it!
Read a new review of CJ RAMONE’s latest, Understand Me?
Get your questions ready because Bill Stevenson from the Descendents will be doing a “We’ll Do It Live Session” tomorrow on Punknews from 8-9PM EST.
Masked Intruder played Glasgow! Read about it.
Check out a killer CJ RAMONE review over at New Noise Mag.